mommy can go out and kill tonight (wasted title)

I know, I know. You don't have to tell me,

I feel like the negligent alcoholic mother who keeps her kids in the basement and keeps promising to let them out when she's sober, but then takes some acid and thinks it's cinco de mayo for like, three weeks.

so i'm sorry, I'm working on two essays at this second. I'll stop drinking and get my kids out of the basement.